Hoked 

To randomly or unexpectedly leave anything at any point of time without any notice or prior knowledge from the opposing person or people.

That was the last time I've ever heard of Jeff. He totally hoked me!

Hoked by Willietipit May 12, 2015

shoe horned 

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

shoe horned by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Hooked 

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked 

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

whale oil beef hooked by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

horsedick.mpeg 

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

horsedick.mpeg by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009

Horsedick Hound 

A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.

I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.

Horsedick Hound by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019