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Drive-by heckle 

When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.
Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.
Drive-by heckle by Jmind June 17, 2010
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Heckler & Koch PSG1 

A semi automatic sniper rifle manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Chambered for the 7.62x51mm NATO (.308 Winchester) round, equipped with Hensoldt 6x42mm scope.
The PSG1 is widely considered the most accurate semi automatic sniper rifle in the world.
Heckler & Koch PSG1 by JoeBob July 29, 2003

disability heckler 

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.
Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy

Heckler and Koch 

Heckler and Koch - German firearms manufacturer started by Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch and Alex Seidel, former Mauser engineers, in the late 1940s.

English pronounciation - Heck-ler and Kot-sh (or sometimes Koke).

German pronounciation - the letters "ch" do not sound like they do in English. "Church" is not a ch combination that the Germans ever pronounce. It is more of a chhhh that somewhat sounds like phlegm being summoned from the rear of the throat. However, Most German's say Koch as "Kot-sh".
I work for H&K USA and have to debate the name almost every week! In our branch in Sterling, VA, we all call it 'Kot-sh'.
Heckler and Koch by Micheal Trizetti November 22, 2003

Heckle Snekle 

A being of higher power that once lived in an ancient civilization.
Give me a second I have to pray to the heckle snekle.

I just found out some new information about the ancient Snekle civilization.

Bob Heckler 

The second coming of Christ. He is a absolut beast and is rumored to be real
Guy:Is Bob Heckler real?
Guy2: I hope so, I really need Bob Heckler to come through for me.
Bob Heckler by Mikepenceisbae November 2, 2017
To be arrested by the polis, grabbed by the fuzz, sent to the pokey, apprehended by the filth, busted by the pigs,
have ye heard about bob man? He was pissed trying to rob the bookies wearing a pair o' his ma's auld tights, silly cunt couldn't see through the tights, ran into the door on way out, knocked himself spark oot, and when he woke up he got huckled by the polis!