(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her 

Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said."

in (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her, "Her" is the same person as "She" in that's what she said. It's a hypothetical girl that you have sex with.

When someone says a word ending in "er" you turn it into a sex joke.

So if a friend says, "Dude, I broke your windsheild wiper."
You say, "Wipe her? I hardly know her!"

Friend: You're such a messy eater
You: Eat her? I hardly know her!

Friend: Shut up, you fucker.
You: Fuck her? I hardly know her!

that's how to use: (word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her

(word ending in "er) her, i hardly know her by The monkey's Uncle. June 21, 2008

Ed Hardly

Ed Hardy style clothing at discounted prices, usually found at discount stores such as Wal-mart or K-mart.

You can tell that guy is not from New Jersey because he is wearing an Ed Hardly shirt.

Ed Hardly by mediocremaiden November 1, 2010

working hard or hardly working 

Funny play on words used by successful management types. Can be combined with finger guns for the ultimate combo.

Supervisor: Hey Joe! Working hard or hardly working? Hahahaha.

Joe: Hahahahaha! You're the best boss ever!

working hard or hardly working by dunderscott January 4, 2010

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin 

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.

"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"

i hardly know her by the-realslimshady July 7, 2023

working hard or hardly working 

A pathetic attempt at word play and stock phrase of the middle-management careerist asswipe. Often accompanied by finger guns. Bang bang.

Supervisor: You working hard, Joe?
Joe: Yes.
Supervisor: Working hard or hardly working? Hahaha!
Joe: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

working hard or hardly working by cubiclejoe April 20, 2007

Working hard, or Hardly working 

A retarded office term.

boss: Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? hahaha!
Johnson:actually, I'm looking at porn.
Johnson: So the first one.

Working hard, or Hardly working by nismojoe January 15, 2010