cum-handing 

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

cum-handing by cumhandee March 19, 2004

ass-handing 

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

ass-handing by Allah February 2, 2005

Glad-Handing 

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

Glad-Handing by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Pras-handing 

A masturbation technique whereby the masturbateur is cut off from the senses of his own hands and can pathetically pretend to be receiving a hand job from a female partner.

This is found commonly in the Oxford, England area; it involves 1. using the less preferred masturbation hand 2. disguising this by painting the fingernails, and 3. sitting on the hand to make numb.

Stop Pras-handing you sad perverted freak, wash off that nail varnish and come down to the pub to find a real bird.

Pras-handing by Yaya-Bune August 31, 2009

arse handing 

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

arse handing by gazman123 December 7, 2013

God handing 

The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.

Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty

God handing by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021

Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

Double-handing by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019