obama hamburger sussy balls 

a part of the lyrics once sang by the great kanye east.

Obama hamburger sussy balls
Lil Mosey is white, sussy balls
EDP445, balls, I like thirteen

obama hamburger sussy balls by papa sherwin March 10, 2022

hamburger hassle 

(n.) the verbal abuse you get from the annoying friend who always spots that you have a hickey on your body and proceeds to tell everyone.

Guy 1- "Wow, Dave! Nice hickey!
Guy 2- "Shut up, dude. It's not that visible."
Guy 1- "Bullshit man, you need to start feeding that poor girl! SHE HUNGRY! Hey, look at Dave's hickey, everybody!!!"
Guy 2- "T.J., why are you giving me such a hamburger hassle, man? You jealous?"

hamburger hassle by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

oh hamburgers! 

oh hamburgers is said by butters in south park

kyle: holy shit dude!
stan: no way.
butters: oh hamburgers!

oh hamburgers! by mmmkitty713 November 7, 2009

hamburger in the back pocket 

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

hamburger in the back pocket by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009

hamburger parents 

Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.

Hey Fred, "Look at those rude kids."
"Yup." "They were brought up by their hamburger parents."

hamburger parents by jethrojones August 9, 2012

Hamburglar 

Someone that steals your hamburger(s)

Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"

Hamburglar by Harm1 July 7, 2011

Hamburgle

Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.

Past Tense: Hamburgled

Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!

Hamburgle by Kurt Yaeger May 11, 2006