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Half Moon Bay 

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

Dark Side of the Half Moon 

When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.
I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!

half mooning 

to eat out fat girls assholes constantly, working from the far side of the shit flecked asshole forward to the front of her cheesy rashers
vince the head gasket is always half mooning boxrots shit caked asshole, thats why he's always so happy
half mooning by buckins July 18, 2006

Waterford Halfmoon

A school full with no fuckin diversity and all the soccer girls think they're the shit and all the basketball guys think they run that shithole of a school. White trash !!!
"Oh you go to Waterford Halfmoon? Im so sorry"
Waterford Halfmoon by LucidJay December 2, 2021

Halfmoon Bay 

A town in BC
Currently the town is home to roughly 8000 people, it comes with many legends. Head warning its not just bitchy housewives lurking in the mist.
See Halfmoon Bay 1842