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Groovster 

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.
Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"
Groovster by groovster#1 May 16, 2013
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dude grooves 

The particularly defined area on the lower male torso that runs from near the hip down towards the pelvis. Most commonly found amongst surfers and yoga masters.

NB. To achieve such definition requires a very toned physique, almost undoubtedly including a six pack.
dude grooves by rchinn May 13, 2004

crush groovin 

a carefree lifestyle, where people have open minds and live according to thier ideas or philosophies
Body movin, body movin
A-1 sound, sound so soothing
Body movin, body movin
We be getting down and you know we’re crush groovin.-beastie boys

Those who crush groove are part of the crush crew
crush groovin by SilVer June 16, 2006

groovitational 

It's like a tractor beam but, you know, groovy
"I'm orbiting Pluto. Oh-ah-ohh oh oh! I'm drawn in by it's Groovitational Pull"
groovitational by Mistah Scrotie August 31, 2007

Groovity 

The force of funktraction between all basses in the universe, especially the funktraction of the earth's bass for bodies near its surface.
"The more remote the body the less the groovity"; "the groovitation between two bodies is proportional to the product of their basses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them"; "groovitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love"--Albert Einstein
Groovity by Rabid Space Bowie August 20, 2010

Noodle grooving 

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.
Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.
Noodle grooving by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

groovifying 

when something is so groovy but you need a better word for it
*while smoking weed and using a face mask
Jackie: You were right, Donna. Not only are we beautifying but we are groovifying.
groovifying by woahmanthatscool September 21, 2019