going to get milk 

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

going to get milk by cheesyalfredo September 26, 2020

Going for an Amber Heard

Trying for a turd

I went to the toilet for an Amber Heard but forget my phone.

Going for an Amber Heard = turd

Going for an Amber Heard by UpBeat He-Man April 26, 2022

Going Fapanese 

Going Fapanese refers to a facial expression, noted on some faces at the moment of orgasm.

Man, you should see her going Fapanese when she cums.

Going Fapanese by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Going for an Amber Heard

Going for an Amber Heard aka Going for a turd

Is there anymore toilet roll I'm going for an Amber Heard.

Going for an Amber Heard by UpBeat He-Man April 26, 2022

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

going through the gig

Used to describe someone who is having an unusual amount of drama and bad luck all at the same time. (I encountered this expression on YouTube, actual origin unknown)

Did you hear about Joe? He’s really going through the gig right now.

going through the gig by dutchboy September 3, 2018

Going all robezz 

The act of going all crazy, losing all sense of self and acting like a complete fool in an attempt to show off. The impact is usually quite the opposite.

“Look at Joe over there, he just hit on a girl and it didn't go very well so now hes going all robezz"

Going all robezz by Xaolen1 July 27, 2012