Gandalf the cat 

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

gander of the goose 

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

gander of the goose by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

Ganderschplaf 

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

Ganderschplaf by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Gandhali 

She's very nice. The only normal one in her friendship group. Laughs a lot. Black hair and dark eyes. She is very helpful and smart.

That girl is so nice! She must be a Gandhali

Gandhali by sanaaya ;) May 16, 2018

Proper Gander 

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

Proper Gander by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

Gand Marani 

A girl who uses her ass to fuck boys or lesbian sex partner ; Hindi Word

Shila:Kal raat to Teri suhaag raat thi...kya kiya kya pati K saat bistar may?

Reema:mai gand Marne ki koshis kaar rahi thi paar mujhe nangaa dekh kar mere pati Wahi par behoosh ho gaya...

Shila:Are Gand Marani...itna bewakuup pati mili...aisaa hi challa to khudka gand tere ko khud hi chos na parega!

Gand Marani by xXxPOISON X April 17, 2020

Dirty Gandalf 

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014