melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

melissa fumero by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Texas Funeral 

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.

See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.

Texas Funeral by Kyle September 7, 2004

Fundergrad 

A term often used by graduate students or young urban professionals for students in a university or college who has not received a first (often a bachelor's) degree who frequents the social scene with a revealed strong admiration for the more educated and experienced population.

undergrad freshmeat cougar bait cougar hawk cougar hunter golddigger elitist snob yuppie

After an evening of intense work, the young graduate students decided to head to the bars often frequented by fundergrads. But trust them, these half-lawyers are just looking for fun.

Fundergrad by Half Lawyer January 30, 2009

Detroit Funeral 

A detroit funeral is very similar to a viking funeral only the victim is alive when it starts. They are then set ablaze and left to smolder on the asphalt

I told the motherfucker next time I saw him he'd be getting a detroit funeral.

Detroit Funeral by redwings8 November 4, 2009

no mourners no funerals 

A way of saying dont die/love you. Before going on a heist

No mourners no funerals (before leaving )

no mourners no funerals by Sherm05 October 13, 2021

Funderage 

When someone is underage but is wanted sexually, they are "Funderage."

Is usually used before saying, "if there's hair in her muff, she's old enough" or "if there's grass on the field play ball."

The only people who use this word are people on 4chan, Funnyjunk, or pedophiles.

Also used when underage persons are drinking.

Mother: "Dan what are you saying? She's underage and your

daughter!"

Father: "More like Funderage!"

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Pedobear: "oooooooh she looks like she can work a pole."

Courage Wolf: WTF? she's only three!!!! that's way underage!!

Pedobear: "You mean, Funderage!"

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Dude 1: "DUUUUDE! we got sooo wasted last night"

Dude 2: "But aren't you gus like 16?"

Dude 1: "It was just some harmless funderage drinking."

Funderage by I am not Pedobear July 8, 2010

funeral doom

Slow depressive metal. The heaviest genre of metal there is....droning guitars and sloth like drums with deep growled/screamed vocals.
Bands like Thergothon, Skepticism, Funeral, UDOM, Mournful Congregation, Shape Of Despair

Yo mom, I'm gonna go listen to some funeral doom and kill myself.

funeral doom by mossdoom October 21, 2003