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A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.
Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”

Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”

Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”
When the packaging on your order is ruined or the packaging is ruining the product you ordered.
“Man the shipping company fuckaged my order “

Fuckaged as in the packaging is ruined or ruined the product inside the package.
Fuckage by John”the rock”cena August 13, 2021
The act of getting fucked harder than reading SpongeBob X Squidward Wattpad fan fiction
He died from total fuckage

One man replies: “The best way to go out”
Fuckage by Urban Dickle March 30, 2022
is this possible fuckage?
fuckage by phxro January 10, 2023

Titty Fuckage 

When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.
John Titty Fuckaged The Shit Out Of Jane Yesterday, She Got Her Titties Played With.

religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.
I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?