fruit basket turnover
fruit basket turnover by fruit basket turnover May 23, 2017
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Fruit Basket
See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.
My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!
Fruit Basket by Frainslug February 16, 2006
alabama fruit basket
Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"
alabama fruit basket by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017
Fruit-basket position
When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
Fruit-basket position by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009
Squirrel in the fruit basket
Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
Squirrel in the fruit basket by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
Steaming fruit basket
when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
Steaming fruit basket by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009