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I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
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forced family fun 

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.
We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...
forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017

forced milking 

When you tie up a guy and jack him off repeatedly without stopping. After he cums a couple times, he'll become overly sensitive, and continuing to jack him is pretty intense overstimulation, so the body's natural reaction is to move away. That's why it's important to tie him down first.

Usually found in bdsm encounters.

"forced" distinguishes it from other things that are also called milking.
forced milking by d43 March 4, 2009

Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.
Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

forced friendship 

a situation between two people in which one forces the other to be friends, often by suggesting doing activities together that friends would do but that the other person cannot turn down without seeming rude.
I did not want to enter a forced friendship with him, so I kept making lame excuses not to hang out or invite him over.

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.
you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!
Dirty Forte by 420guy April 29, 2015