fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.

Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!

fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006

laissez-foose

The let-alone principles of fooseball.

Setting up your defensive fooseball players in a strategic position, switching both hands to offense, and letting your fooseball players handle the defense for you.

This situation is described as laissez-foose.

laissez-foose by Jon Peterson March 11, 2006

flat-footed 

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".

Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.

flat-footed by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

fooped 

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped

Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."

fooped by medicJT794 February 8, 2010

Fooked 

When you smoke some absolute bangers and get way to fried to the point your body is tingling. Therefor, you are fucking cooked.

Tyler: "Yo did you go to that party last night"

Joseph: "Fuck yea dude but I was so fooked, I can't remember anything.

Fooked by Tara Dikoff July 1, 2020

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.

I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!

April Fooled by sfdave April 2, 2010

Foosted

To be fisted by a foot.

My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.

Foosted by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011