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Surprise Floss

When pubic hair goes in between someone’s teeth when they’re going down on someone who has not shaved in quite some time.
Mike: “So, how did it go with Emma last night?”
David: “Not great, she didn’t even shave so when I was eating her out I got surprise floss.”
Mike: “Damn dude, I think it might still be in your teeth...”
Surprise Floss by forb2 June 19, 2020
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Salad Floss 

To eat an ass that has an abundant amount of hair.
Chris pretended salad flossing Trisha was an accident.
Salad Floss by JC and GT. February 6, 2010

Sex Floss 

When you are performing 69 with your fuck friend and each of ya'lls pubic hairs get stuck in between your teeth.
"Oh my gosh Dustin, your sex flossing my teeth again. Oh well at least they will be clean!"
Sex Floss by Cheddars May 30, 2006

Valley Stream floss 

When a girl pulls up the guys thong super tight and give him a wedgie while she's sucking his dick .
My ass is still burnin from when me and mi girl did a valley stream floss .

Silver Floss 

The strands of cum or precum that hang beneath a girl's legs during or after sex.
"I went down on my girlfriend last night, and after she came, she had silver floss hanging from her pussy"
Silver Floss by Phoequinox April 27, 2014

Silver Floss 

When you old enough to have silver hair but take care of your body that it is like a 20 year old you have the right and should proudly floss off the hours of blood sweat and tears.
Dave Thomson is a Silver Floss God
Silver Floss by Silver Flosser August 17, 2024