Ric Flaired 

A sexual act where directly before climax the man pulls out his penis, jizzes on the girl's breasts, and gives her an open-handed slap to the chest while yelling "WHOOOOOO!"

I was watching vintage wrestling footage last night. Then my girlfriend came over and I Ric Flaired her during sex. She thinks I'm the sweetest man ever.

Ric Flaired by NatureBOYYYY June 2, 2009

failed state 

Countries with a corrupt government, a falling economy, and a growing poverty rate.

Countries such as Haiti, Afghanistan, Liberia, Congo, Burma, Bosnia, and Tajikistan are good examples of failed states.

failed state by Bobby February 25, 2005

frailed 

The state of being when a few things go wrong, a person gets rattled, and the wheels fall off. Often occurring in sporting events where the performance of one central athlete has a great effect on the game as a whole.

Bro was looking good out there for a couple innings but he just got frailed after that third cigarette and the second double.

frailed by blaaaaaze April 23, 2010

Failed Suicide 

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.

Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.

Failed Suicide by boshmi May 8, 2018

failed abortion 

lol me

ha failed abortion

failed abortion by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

failed 

To fail at an endeavor. To not succeed.

Ron was a completely failed at life until he shot himself then he succeeded at that.

failed by rons son February 14, 2008

Joke failed

A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

Joke failed by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022