human fire extinguisher 

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

human fire extinguisher by thekaldar October 10, 2011

smelly fire extinguisher 

when having sexual intercourse, when the male reaches climax, he farts uncontrollabley

When i jizzed on my girlfriend, i accidentally had a smelly fire extinguisher

smelly fire extinguisher by I CANT SPELL BAGLE CORRECTLY! May 2, 2009

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

American Fire Extinguisher by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017

Alberta fire extinguisher 

The Alberta fire extinguish is when you fill a woman with some much cum and punch her in the stomach making the cum come out of her other holes

Buddy I was havin a fire with this chick and blew my load in her last night turning her into the alberta fire extinguisher

Alberta fire extinguisher by Who cares my friend June 13, 2023

UT Fire Extinguisher 

n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.

It burns when I pee.

Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.

UT Fire Extinguisher by Cranky Neighbor July 18, 2010

Alabama Fire Extinguisher 

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

Alabama Fire Extinguisher by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

GEICO fire extinguisher 

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

GEICO fire extinguisher by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025