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[oklahoma finisher] 

to stick your pointer and middle finger up a persons butt in a brief motion.
You better shut up johnny before I give you the oklahoma finisher.

Facebook Finisher

this is when a man or a woman indulges in masturbation as normal. just before he or she reaches climax, quickly presses Alt + Tab on the keyboard to bring up an internet explorer window that they have previouly set up with the image of someone they have been stalking for most of the afternoon on facebook. This results in a more meaningful wank, and thus more enjoyment for the participant.
for example, one frisky summers afternoon you have been secretly surveying your girlfriends younger sister in her daily activities. knowing there is no feasable way in which to fuck her, to maintain your relationship with her older sister the facebook finisher offers the perfect release.
Facebook Finisher by tom humphrey October 19, 2009

Smithy Finisher 

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...
After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)
Smithy Finisher by gman69 January 9, 2015

Texan Finisher 

A good way to get a girl to bite off your dick
planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.

(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
Texan Finisher by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014

Concrete finisher 

And on then on the 8th day God created the concrete finisher, takes real men to keep America pumping during hard times, wind, rain, sleet, snow these guys are away from there family’s just busting there ass to make a living for their families
Concrete finishers are bad motherfuckers
Concrete finisher by Jdjjdjjd March 20, 2020

The Mortal Kombat Finisher 

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.