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Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.
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female rationalization hamster

Rationalization Hamster - It is a creature that inhabits the female brain and helps them spin out rationalizations when they get into a predicament. When faced with a a dilemma, the female brain that houses the rationalization hamster, causes the hamster to start working by jumping on its wheel and running really hard. In the process it spins out a rationalization – an excuse, that absolves the woman of the blame and predicates it upon farcical self- justification.
Female - I know it is not his baby, but if I don't tell him that, it's not actually a lie. After all, I won't be hurting his feelings.

Guy - Wow! So you believe it's not a lie when you make him falsely believe that the child is his, and hide the fact that you lied to and cheated on him?

Female - It just happened like that. I was heavily drunk and was not thinking clearly. So it's not my fault, you see.

Guy - Damn, that female rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

Female logan 

Logan is typically a name for males, but is also unisex so females can be named it too.

A female logan is usually someone who is shy at first glance but is outgoing and loud when you become good enough friends with her. Logan is talented and smart, although sometimes doesn't get noticed when achieving high. Logan is not the average girl you'd meet and is incredibly weird and amazing at the same time. Always try to make friends with a female logan as there are not that many around. She'll definitely be up for partying and horror films on late night
I never knew that a female logan existed until I met one - she was absolutely fabulous!
Female logan by L.ogan September 16, 2017

Forum Female

A popular female message board user. However, "popular female message board user" is redundant, as the lopsided male/female ratio among internet users ensures that anyone claiming to possess a vagina (even one who is secretly a man) will be held in high regard by the board's horny male users.

The forum female is a specific kind of female user, however, who deliberately flaunts the fact that she is a girl to garner attention. Her username is often something along the lines of "SexySarah5132" or "Surfer_Grrl69". Her posts are usually peppered with flowery poetry, pink text, anime smilies, and innocent sounding laughter (teehee, hehe). Often owns a blog. When the forum female is sad or angry, all she needs to do is post a whine and sit back as the horny male users all shower her with sympathy. Any attempt to flame her will be rendered useless by the legions of her forum "boyfriends", who will quickly repel any attack on her. In time a forum female may become a moderator or admin, which grants her near immunity.

Though irritating the forum female may be, there is not much which can be done, as she is more annoying than harmful.
Forum female: "hay, wut u boyz doin tonite? ;) teehee ^_^"
Forum Female by RealGTX March 31, 2005

quinn (female) 

Quinn is one of the most beautiful girls you will see in your life. They're a very rare type of girl; they are hilarious, adventurous, outgoing, brave, amazing in bed, and the perfect girlfriend. Quinn is usually a badass, always has a great comeback, and can kick your ass in a heartbeat. Quinn's are usually very Independant, it takes a lot for them to let you past their wall. Quinn is someone you can talk to about anything, she will give you the most amazing advice. She's the best kisser around, but she won't kiss just anybody. She learns from her mistakes and she isn't the type to give second chances, so don't screw things up with her. If you find a Quinn, hold on to her. She's special, and so beautiful.
Quinn (female)
"You're dating Quinn? You're so lucky"
"She's almost as beautiful as a Quinn"
quinn (female) by vballchick98 January 20, 2015

FEMALE SIMP 

A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”

“Because shes a female simp”
FEMALE SIMP by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020