Supposedly excess weight that requires one to buy larger sizes of clothing and become a point of mockery and shame in social situations.
In women, a dress size of 10 and up is fat. In men, a
beer belly exceeding
to the point that one can't see ones' on feet is fat. In
homosexual males, to live is to be fat.
Woman: Do you have this in a size 12?
Clerk: You'll have to go next door for
something like that.
Woman: That's a plus sized women's store.
Clerk: I can't help it if
you're fat.
Man, upon returning home from work: What's for dinner, honey?
Wife: I'm not making anything tonight.
Man: In that case, the guys and are I gonna go to a bar to watch the game.
Wife,
incredulous: Another night of drinking? My God, you're getting so fat.
Homosexual male steps on to scale while at gym, reads "130" as his weight in pounds.
Homosexual male: God, I'm so fat.