aggressive fapping 

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.

* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."

aggressive fapping by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Fuck Fapping February 

A challenge similar to no nut november but it is in February. If you failed No Nut November, then you can compete in Fuck Fapping February, and redeem yourself. Following this month can be named March Madness or something similar.
If you complete both challenges, then you are the master of self-control.

Hell yeah, I got through No Nut November, now I gotta prepare for Fuck Fapping February.

Fuck Fapping February by OfficerSchmlonk October 29, 2018

Fapping 

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

Fapping by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021

Barse Fapping 

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

Barse Fapping by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fapping 

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

Fapping by liemmm March 3, 2009

brb fapping 

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

brb fapping by nalita June 30, 2008

strategic fapping 

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

strategic fapping by Jedathon March 30, 2011