fappily 

In the manner of the act of fapping or relating to the act.

Just found a funny typo while proofreading my next book: fappily for happily. What should fappily mean?

The young man fappily went home from the adult book store.

fappily by draumden August 26, 2010

Fappe

When you have cum in your coffee

ew its a Fappe

Fappe by Wowygary October 8, 2019

Closet Fapper 

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

Closet Fapper by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

The fappen 

A very hard pinch. Usually performed with a pinching gesture.

"Thats the fucking fappen"
"Thats it you are getting the fappen"

The fappen by ///////////////.////////////// August 26, 2019

war fapping 

When livestreamers take too much pleasure in streaming wars.

Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.

Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.

war fapping by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022

fappitarianism 

A political belief of masturbation as ways to pick our country's leaders. A battle to see who can last the longest, and whoever shall win, is declared leader.

The U.S.A should start practicing fappitarianism

fappitarianism by fappitarian#1 December 16, 2016

fappieren 

German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.

Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)

fappieren by german_slang December 13, 2015