B-chomp to the double pump fakie 

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

B-chomp to the double pump fakie by B-Chomp April 17, 2008

Rock to Fakie 

A skating trick where your front trucks, on a minipipe, go above the coping and you come back down fakie. See Rock and Roll also.

Rock to fakies are simple.

Rock to Fakie by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

FaZe Fakie 

A guy who cares more about video games that his own hygiene. He also enjoys getting drunk while playing his Xbox 360 and having his friends record him talking.

- SympLR

Bob: Hey I heard Josh played Xbox for 19 hours straight!

Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?

Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.

FaZe Fakie by SympLR August 12, 2011

The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you

Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich

The Fakie Sandwich by You'remother November 8, 2013

Text Fakie 

1.Pretending to be texting; therefore onlookers will think you are busy rather that pathetically sitting there bored and lonely.

I was waiting for the bus when some hot girls passed by, so i whipped out my phone and did a "text fakie" so they didn't think i was sulking like a loser.

Text Fakie by CheesyPoofs September 3, 2009

Mayo Fakie 

Mayo Fakie - Using an old mayonnaise packet on your partner in attempt to mimic an ejaculation.

Man, I had to use the old mayo fakie on Lucy last night. Totally wasn't having it last night.

Mayo Fakie by Mr.Butter4 July 19, 2016

1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot double 

verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot double by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018