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1. A hairy chest
2. One who can easily absorb and recite on command, all the useless information in the world.
3. Typically a Paladin.
1. Jeeze, you really need to give that eyster a wax.

2. So you're rolling an eyster again? Why don't you play something different this time.

eyster by Widdley June 13, 2008
Related Words
EYS eyşan Eysan Eyssa eystreem Eysa Eysar eysdxrctfzguh Eysehn eysh

eysturlid 

Eysturlid is slang for a homosexual in certain parts of northern illinois. Like many american english words, it is also verbed gracelessly and can also be used as synonyms with "having homosexual intercourse".
"Wow, that guy over there is a real eysturlid"

"I see he's about to eysturlid his boyfriend."
eysturlid by John MacFarland July 1, 2006

Eysteinn 

Old Icelandic name. Literal translation is no-stone but meaning of the name is no-stone is to heavy for the one who carries the name.
Eysteinn Ásgrímsson poet
Eysteinn by nostones February 19, 2010

eysdxrctfzguh 

Do you have hobbys? Why did you search this? Going out with some friends is much more fun.

Still reading this text? Why?
Go outside!
Play some games!
Search something else!
Use your brain and make something!
Go learning!
Go working!
Still reading, huh? Please stop reading me.
Stop.
Stop!
STOP!
S-T-O-P!
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
Ok, ok.
Just read me.
Wasting your life.
In front of a computer.
Alone.
With nothing left to do.
Sitting unhealthy.
Probably eating some chips to get a couch potato.
Alone.
Losing your friends.
Missing school and work.
Ignoring everyone.
Reading.
Being dumb.
Aww, come on.
Your annoying.

The End, for now.
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A: "Yes, thats right."
eysdxrctfzguh by N2OGamingMaster November 15, 2019
Substitute for the work "fuck." - Eff Yoo See Kay. Used on BBS, forums, etc where they didn't allow the word "fuck."
"Eysk you. I'm sick of your ish."

"This website censors curse words? Eysk them."
Eysk by Mattshizzle74 March 24, 2021
Eysehn is a strong word for a strong person.The name is unisex.It originates from Kenya,Africa from a young lady who was optimistic to build an empire by that name and can be dated way back to 2020.Persons named Eysehn are kind hearted loving,nice and very caring.An Eysehn is also bold and stands for what they believe in and never lets anyone intimidate him or her.Eysehns are also very clever and bright and perform very well in school.They are very good with Mathematics and potentially very great in business.One thing l learnt about Eysehn is that they care a lot for their close ones and l feel lucky to have met one in my life time.Eysehns are also the emotional type and tend to seclude themselves at times but are also the hyped and fun types.With an Eysehn in your life you can never get bored.Eysehn is also pretty and has a bewitching type of smile.Eysehn also has beautiful eyes and light type of complexion.The male version is even more thrilling with fair skin tone covered with a blend of masculinity.If you have an Eysehn in your life they are sure as death for keeps.
Hey Eysehn,mind going out on a date with me😄
Sure thing,l would be delighted 🤭
Eysehn by Amentoryoumusthave June 24, 2021