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Eighth Grade Slut 

Any girl generally disposed to making out with everybody, but who refuses to have sex with anybody; a slutty girl who will not put out.
Person A: I saw you making out with Sally last night; did you get laid?
Person B: Nope. She's a real eighth grade slut.
Eighth Grade Slut by R. G. December 12, 2007

Eighth Grade-itus 

The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.
"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
Eighth Grade-itus by nyaha2 May 7, 2009

eighth grade 

A sad attempt at getting pre-teens (13 to 14 years old) ready for high school. The teachers are idiotic, the homework is intense, and the cliques are brutal. Consists of Preps, Jocks, Skater boys, Emo kids, Normals, and the Anorexic idiots.
Another grueling day in an Eighth grade PE-locker room...

*OMG my freaking hair is like, messy.* ~Prep
*So fix it.* ~Normal
*I'M SOOOOO FAT!* ~ Anorexic girl
*At least your hair isn't bad!*~ Prep
*(whispering) Bitches.* ~Emo/Scene girl
*GO KILL YOURSELF!* ~Prep
(Jock guy heard from outside)
*Let me in babyyyyyyy!* ~Jock
*(smirking) Wouldn't you like to....* ~Prep
(Prep goes outside in minimal clothing to greet her jock boyfriend. Skaters whistling at this)

Eighth Grade Dance 

Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.
Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.
Eighth Grade Dance by Big Droz June 23, 2009

eighth base 

Brandon: You know why she wears shorts right?
Arthur: No why?
Brandon: It's easier to get to eighth base that way.
Arthur: Her knees do look pretty sexy today.
eighth base by CooRiderOfTheNight January 9, 2011

Eighth Graders 

Immature kiddies who are on the verge of high school. They're usually arrogant or hateful, or both. And they're emotionally sensitive.
Eighth graders are gonna be freshmen next year....

"Damn!"
Eighth Graders by Gruu December 3, 2003