Epeener 

Much related to the popular words such as Epeen and E-peen. An Epeener is an individual who almost always seems to play online games and MMO-based games exclusively to flex and increase his or her virtual "epeen" portfolio.

Guild Recruiter: " Hey man, why do you want to join our guild?".

Epeener: " Sounded like my type of people, just to let you know in EverQuest I was the first shaman to 50 and I was also in the first guild on my server to take down vox for the first time. In WoW I am a grand marshal and I was one of the first there".

Guild Recruiter: " You should fit right in, most of us are unemployed also".

Epeener by Chiram January 11, 2008

epeen

short for electronic penis, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the epeen, usually refered to in size.

my epeen is bigger than yours
did you see the size of his epeen?

epeen by ~.~ May 22, 2004

epeen joust 

A battle of the epeen, often coinciding with a full clearing of Molten Core in World of Warcraft.

Tim: Its tuesday, time for a MC clearing.
Craig: I challenge you to an epeen joust!
Ban: Oh snap!

epeen joust by Nylith July 22, 2008

epeen

(noun) short for "Electronic PEnis ENlargement".
Behavior quite commonly found on online discussion boards or similar, where some looser tries to establish his superiority - and thus the merit of his or her opinion - by stating how skilled and awesome he or she is, rather than forming a sound argument.
Generally also used to condescendingly refer to someones ego.

Looser: blah blah blah - and then I completed the game in one day. You are obviously inferior and should kiss the ground I walk on and accept my every word as a divine truth.
Rival: Don't pay any attention to the looser with the huge epeen!

epeen by tveon November 6, 2007

epeening 

The blatant act of telling everyone, showing off or bragging about how big your epeen is. Most common in online games when someone links or describes a bit of loot they have just obtained which is then immediately followed by someone then linking or describing more and better loot they obtained weeks before and hadn't stopped bragging about.

John: look what i just got <Decent Peice of Epic Loot>
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?

epeening by GlycerineOxide December 15, 2010

stroke that epeen 

Means stroke that penis. Usually used as a comeback to people who lie or talk shit, and it usually shuts them up. Is heavily used on COD/Halo boards/forums due to the amount of people who think they're pro but talk shit.

person1: hey i just got 35killstreak and got an achievement for reaching max level online.

person2: thats right stroke that epeen

stroke that epeen by Markwick October 21, 2009

epeen

Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number.

Or just EPEEN. A joke made by Blizzard on April Fools 2010. Later made into an actual add-on you can use in-game. It measures your gear and displays your EPEEN bar above your characters head as well as measuring the surrounding character's EPEEN. The higher your EPEEN score is; the bigger the EPEEN bar is.

Your epeen is too low to whisper this character. As seen on one of the pictures on the World of Warcraft site.

epeen by ohemgeeitsyou April 5, 2010