When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"
"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"
"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"
A girl or guy who constantly falls in love very quickly going from 0 to 60 very fast. Similar to someone who Monkey Bars except they don't have the next one lined up until after the breakup.
Someone who puts the pedal to the metal when it comes to love.
Annalise in the bachelorette is such a drag racer. Kim just broke up with tim last week and is already posting couples pictures with a new guy on facebook. What a drag racer!