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jerk off drag race 

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
jerk off drag race by Kad357 November 9, 2019

Mexican Drag Race 

When you place a "Free On Curb" ad on craigslist and time the barrage of Mexicans that will come sprinting in your direction to claim your free shit.
I had an old TV that I put up on Craiglist for free and the Mexican Drag Race to my yard was incredible
Mexican Drag Race by Beerguy65 March 27, 2013

columbian drag race 

When you get your male partner's penis erect, so that it becomes parallel to the floor. Then you put a line of cocaine on top of the penis from the tip down to the shaft, and you begin to snort the line from start to finish. Hence the Columbian drag race.
"Hey, we don't need any mirrors, we could just do a Columbian drag race off our cocks!"

"Im very hard right now, I think I have enough to let you do a Columbian drag race off me"

"Yo, we're going to have a group orgy, you can come too, we'll have a couple drinks and then maybe we can do a few Columbian drag races off each other"

pennsylvania drag race 

A race to see who will cum (ejaculate) faster. Done without 'curves' or any type of actual intercourse , just masturbation.
"I was so drunk I had a Pennsylvania drag race with Kevin. He came first.

5 mile drag race 

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
5 mile drag race by Lesking72 August 7, 2018

Drag Racer 

A girl or guy who constantly falls in love very quickly going from 0 to 60 very fast. Similar to someone who Monkey Bars except they don't have the next one lined up until after the breakup.

Someone who puts the pedal to the metal when it comes to love.
Annalise in the bachelorette is such a drag racer. Kim just broke up with tim last week and is already posting couples pictures with a new guy on facebook. What a drag racer!
Drag Racer by proptechrecruiter September 12, 2018