Sir, last weekend that assclown Lombardsteen, he was dicksaucin' all over these raw biker chicks and subsequently our little asses got beat red by some leatherbound ape-drapes. Hence my absence.
dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.
"Wow Jim, this pasta is great! What's the secret???"
This word can be used in a vast amount of situations. Basically meaning something bad or out of the ordinary happening to you. Or something happening that would ONLY happen to you. Otherwise meaning, getting fucked over and it having it be funny.