divastated

Melodramatically, histrionically, excessively, upset.

Did you hear?? They bias cut all the wedding reception cucumber sandwiches at the wrong angle! Poor Lucy...she will be divastated.

divastated by wily_codger August 25, 2011

devastator 

Like the shocker but instead of two in the pink one in the stink, its ONE in the pink TWO in the stink

Shock the world, DEVASTATE their minds!!

devastator by deez nuuts January 23, 2004

Devastation Laugh 

When one person, preferably one who isn't that funny, makes a joke that isn't funny. In the silence following the joke, one person may release a loud sarcastic singular "HA" to show this unfunny person to return to their position of not being funny.

Unfunny friend: Hey guys "insert stupid joke"
everyone else: *silence*
other normal friend: "HA"

everyone else: *laughs at the devastation of unfunny friend*
other friend: dude that devastation laugh was awesome.

Devastation Laugh by Lupus_Solus December 27, 2015

Devastating blow 

When you’re giving a blow job, and as he’s about to finish, you launch an upper cut directly in the nutsack while yelling “devastating blow!” He busted but now he’s out of commission.

Steve: “hey Johan what did you get up to last night?”

Johan: “well I got with this girl off of a dating website”
Steve: “oh yeah? And how’d it go?”
Johan: “not great considering she gave me a devastating blow!”

Devastating blow by Goochripper January 28, 2023

Devonstated 

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).

Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.

Devonstated by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022

Devastatingly handsome 

Daniel James.

Looking at the unexpected picture of him, her heart nearly stopped...he is devastatingly handsome, inside and out.

Devastatingly handsome by Pepper Stark June 4, 2018

Cat Devestator 

One who,in any way, pwns cats.

CAT STOMP- War cry of a Cat Devestator

Cat Devestator by Jimmy Needles January 18, 2009