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Deduchional 

Used to describe a man who believes he is truly the most amazing creature on the planet. Regardless of his advanced age, hair (or lack of if), weight, skin type, high-pitched, whiny voice and Mr. Roper clothing, he feels he’s entitled to the perfect companion. In all his douche glory, he is not afraid to profess this sense of entitlement at bars, during dinner parties, at the office or on his personal Web site. Can also be used to describe a woman who shares the same delusions of grandeur.
Example 1:
“She’s hot. Let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“Dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. She wouldn’t talk to you if Justin Timberlake and Zac Efron were your wingmen.”

Example 2:
Sarah Palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for Alaska. That is so deduchional.
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Dench Sausage 

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.
A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.
Dench Sausage by BigBean January 14, 2015

dechristmasing

The process of removing all Christmas decorations from your house, Christmas tree, etc. It is usually a long process, often done the day after Christmas.
"Hey Mike what are you doing on your ladder?"
"I'm dechristmasing the top of my house!"
dechristmasing by Sexy Box January 3, 2009

Don deech 

Someone who is good at everything, or at least feels like they are
“I’m playing good today I feel like don deech”
“Yo you see that goof over there? Guy thinks he’s don deech”
Don deech by Own u September 3, 2018
You guys are retarded its spelt D-O-U-C-H-E, DOUCHE you fucking DOUCHE BAGS
anyone who cant spell Douche, but still calls others douches are in fact, Douches
deuche by Tinker with my toy July 23, 2005
to be both douchey and nerdy at the same time
You forgot your 2 year anniversary with your girflriend because you were watching a Star Wars marathon? Derchy, man.
derchy by Senator Drake June 20, 2011
A hole in a deck.
A squirrel was trapped under the deck, so we had to make a small dech to get him out.
dech by GhostlyFish May 4, 2018