defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

defecate by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

defecate by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

Self-Deficating 

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.

The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.

Self-Deficating by BLT85022 November 11, 2011

defacated 

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

defacated by Randor August 12, 2005

definately 

The wrong way to spell definitely.

Bro: I got a 700 on my SATs! I am definately going places.

definately by knoxie December 23, 2008

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

defecate by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? 

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? by Nigelfer July 1, 2008