Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.

Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!

Deep Sea Diver by Gliderman January 25, 2011

deep shit diver 

a person, generally male, with a diving certificate, who specializes in colon exploring

when i was on jack cousteau's crew of 20 men, i became a skilled deep shit diver!!

deep shit diver by sk3pt1c April 27, 2006

deep-v diver

A penis, It's a deep vagina diver

You have a big deep-v diver.

deep-v diver by DDovah August 24, 2015

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

deep sea diver by nick staton February 5, 2008

deep-sea diver 

bus driver's nickname for people, mainly old or hard-of-walking, who have to get off the bus backwards, hence like a deep-sea diver would get off a boat.

now becoming a rare site due to the widespread use of low-floor, easy access buses. but can still be witnessed on the odd bus route operated with step-entrance buses, or coaches. national express seem to get a lot of this particular type of passenger.

generally these people will be the first to get up, and will be waiting by the door as the bus arrives at their stop. they will then proceed to turn around and move extremely slowly, whilst other exasperated passengers stand patiently waiting, wondering why he/she couldn't have just waited for everyone else to get off first.

"sorry I'm late, i had one of them bastard deep-sea divers holding me up, taking her time to get off"

"we've had a complaint. you apparently didnt stop to pick up Mrs. xxxxx this morning"
"thats because she's a deep-sea diver, and i was running late"

deep-sea diver by kennygetmezantac August 23, 2011

Deepdivedness 

The ability to perform deep dives, or detailed analysis and review, of complicated projects.

Leon's deepdivedness really contributed to the synergy and success of this project!

Deepdivedness by jmasilotti August 27, 2011