dead on impact 

An obscure show with wacky characters. They all love coming for each other's throats any chance they are given. Hopefully it'll get better by Season 2.

Yooo Did you see the new episode of Dead On Impact?
Yeah, hopefully Diaz will confess to Isaac this episode!
Oh you know that'll never happen, they just have him there for "representation"

dead on impact by DaddyPomegranate December 18, 2020

Dead On Arrival 

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

Dead On Arrival by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.I Fuck Dead On THe Floor<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

On dead dawgs

That is how you merch in Boston.

Similar to Foe’nem / I swear to god.

If they put something “on dead dawgs” they are putting it on their dead friends/Dawgs.

On dead dawgs I didn’t cheat, it was only a little flirting/say on dawgs you fucked her

On dead dawgs by Anonanonymously January 12, 2021

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

A reference in the TV Show Lost. Also a reference usually made to 'Funniest Google autocorrect fails.'

Google: Why is there a...
Google Suggestions: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by TeenRAGER July 26, 2016