Deanism 

The profound self-started religion taken seriously revolving the great leader Shweymar Dean led and enforced by pope Henry Haight

Hey are you christian, Buddhist or Deanism?

Deanism by SweatyBackpack October 31, 2017

Deacism 

Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.

Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.

Deacism by Mad_pyro February 11, 2009

Deanism 

Deanism:

For people to follow who don't give a f**k about any religion. Following Deanism allows you to shit on any other so called "GOD".

You will always be correct no matter which wanker says otherwise.

Following Deanism means you are free to express your thoughts and take out your anger on anyone (preferably male German citizens and the Muslim religious freaks).

Most important of all...Dean Carmon fucks you all over. #Deanism

If a terrorist kills a British soldier then you are allowed to hunt down and get revenge on that guy as you follow Deanism.

Deanism by #Deanism May 23, 2013

devonism 

someone who is blonde, and while slightly booksmart, they lack common knowledge skills. When asked a common question... the response is outrageous and called a devonism

hey what's 17 +17? ...28.

man what a devonism!

"why do they need to see a ree-zooms on our application?"

"why are we exciting into traffic?"

"Is the Rockefeller Center named after the clothing line Rockafella?"

devonism by C.EM. March 31, 2010

deaconitus

Also known as Deacon’s Disease, deaconitus is having your necktie show under the collar of your dress shirt. This disease is commonly associated with deacons in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It is the responsibility of teachers and priest to correct this and point it out to deacons.

Oh man, Caleb has deaconitus, we better let him know.

deaconitus by SmoothBrain381 August 28, 2022

Deaconess 

A Female Deacon

Deaconess

She a great deaconess !
Deacon-ness pronunciation.

Deaconess by House of Yahweh July 24, 2023

damonism

a religion found in southern ireland where people worship potatoes as gods

#potato #religion #damonism

damonism by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025