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daffy dick 

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.
Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.
daffy dick by gregben May 22, 2019
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Daffy Duck 

Donald Duck's black cousin
While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.
Daffy Duck by GunnyMan4 August 4, 2016

Daffy Ducking 

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.
How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.
Daffy Ducking by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013

Daffy Duckin 

N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.
Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."
Daffy Duckin by JayPeezy September 26, 2008

Daffy Ducked 

When one is arguing with another person and switches what they say so the other one will agree.
Craig: "YES!"
Alli: "NO!"
Craig: "No."
Alli: "YES!"
Craig: "thanks for agreeing with me."
Alli: "Hey, You just Daffy Ducked Me!!!!"
Daffy Ducked by 4dreamcastonly July 21, 2006

Daffy Bint 

British slang for 'Crazy bitch'
Tell that daffy bint to get the feck out
Daffy Bint by PerryDaPlatapus November 18, 2013

daffy-twacker 

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.
X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!
daffy-twacker by st louie July 18, 2006