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2020 Election Cycle Shot 

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*
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social networking sites cycle 

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.
John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

Shitting for the cycle 

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.
Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!
Shitting for the cycle by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011

Summer Sleep Cycle 

when one stays up later and later to get back on a normal sleeping schedule that will work for going back to school.

- the summer sleep cycle usually occurs during prolonged periods of time off school.

-one will choose the summer sleep cycle method over going to bed earlier because going to bed earlier just never seems to work.
Oh man, school starts in a week and i've been going to bed at 5:00 in the morning and waking up at 4:00 in the afternoon. Oh well, ill just do a summer sleep cycle to get back on a normal sleep schedule.

Sandusky Dirt Cycle 

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.
I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.
Sandusky Dirt Cycle by davakon November 15, 2011

Tallahassee Spin Cycle 

Sex position where a girl goes face down, ass up, the guy sticks his dick in, climbs on top of her, goes spread eagle, and spins around in a full 360.
I just gave Janice the meanest Tallahassee Spin Cycle this side of the Mississippi!

Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.
Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.
Shit for the Cycle by NBAnderson January 3, 2012