custard 

Soft Serve ice cream in South Jersey.

"I'd like a medium vanilla custard on a cone with chocolate jimmies."

custard by idontknow12345 December 18, 2005

custard 

your bitch; your ho; your pussy; girl you use for sex

Guy 1: Dude, is that your ho?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that's my custard.

custard by Peete May 15, 2007

Custard 

combination of the word "Cunt" & "Bastard"

Keith is a right Custard!

Custard by daisyface January 12, 2007

custard 

dirty pussy juice

"I would have eaten Jenny's snatch, but there was custard dripping out of it so I decided to pass."

custard by potter420 May 19, 2003

custard 

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

custard by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

custard 

A word used in baseball to describe how someone is throwing. It referes to them as throwing shit! It can be used in two ways, your throwing custard (your throwing shit) or your arm is custard ( Your throwing slow and nothing)

Man your arm is custard

custard by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

custard 

when a boy lives in a crawl space 40 feet long and 2 feet high, lit up by christmas lights and has been abandond by his mother. Often smokes and talks like his balls havent dropped!

why are you being a custard?

custard by little jake April 17, 2009