Crucifixion Snatch

To have intercourse with a hole in a persons body caused by crucifixion

Man my girlfriend and I had a satanic ritual, so we had some hot Crucifixion Snatch sex afterwards

Crucifixion Snatch by GodlyMammoth April 6, 2017

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Crucifixion

When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery

Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here

Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion

Crucifixion by .... October 10, 2019

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Crucifixion

In the specific circumstantial case of Jesus Christ second coming,

Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.

Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?

Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.

Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”

Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus

Crucifixion by Such is Life July 26, 2021