snab crooker 

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

snab crooker by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

Crooked D by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes 

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

Crooked as a bag of snakes by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Crooked Minds 

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

Crooked Minds by crookedminds June 16, 2009

Vic City Crooks

A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.

"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."

Vic City Crooks by Reefen. April 8, 2013

Cali Crooks 

An elite California car scene club that is known to take Deepest Team awards. A family of sorts that goes beyond blood. Term "Crooks" in their name is a statement because they always steal the show.

"I just really wish my car was good enough to join Cali Crooks, they always roll deep"

Cali Crooks by CarSceneGuru September 11, 2019

GOOD CROOKS 

People who GET CAUGHT GIVING

GOOD CROOKS are people who give back to the Homeless, Veterans, Substance Abuse and Mental Health .

GOOD CROOKS by GCSTYLE July 16, 2020