Cratering

When things go to shit or fall apart. Often used in I.T.

"Hey, are you coming for lunch?"
"Can't my fucking application is cratering and I need to fix it..."

Cratering by MaDMaN_26 March 28, 2007

critteris

Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.

critteris by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

clittering 

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.

You're clittering all over my vagina.

clittering by bboompop August 25, 2011

chittering 

A combination of chattering and shivering; typically performed in the cold.

It’s so cold out here, I’m chittering!

chittering by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

FRITTERING 

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

FRITTERING by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

Crittersniffer 

A grown man,assumingly around the ages of 50-70, who lives in your woods and find little animals and gives them a quick smell and gets off to it

Hey man, I think I saw the crittersniffer last night with a raccoon.

That crittersniffer sure is my vote for congressman.

Crittersniffer by Jod March 11, 2004

chattering vagina 

1) A female who talks excessively.
2) When your girlfriend keeps talking during the big game

Example:
Roger: Hey, have you seen Rachel around?
Josh: No. Why?
Ralph: I saw her last night, and man she is just a chattering vagina. She wouldn't shut up.
Example:
Girlfriend: Blah blah blah blah, and blah blah blah blah.
Boyfriend: Stop being a chattering vagina, we are trying to watch the game!

Synonym: Chatty Cathy
Antonym: Talking Tom

She is such a chattering vagina, she just wont shut up. macronacular chatty cathy talking tom

chattering vagina by the woo March 29, 2015