He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life
A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.