The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

crappin on the clock 

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

crappin on the clock by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.

Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.

Cuthbert Crappingsdown by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

thread crapping 

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

thread crapping by keyshaw March 23, 2010

Crappit 

You will usually say damn it, but in this case you say crappit instead. Exchanging damn with crap. It really has the same meaning but has a more catchy sound to it. "Crappit" is used when something doesn't work out for you or doesn't matter. Or hurts. You can really use whenever you feel like it.

You drop something you say "crappit". You ask someone to explain something but find out that it's really complicated you say "crappit". Someone tell you something bad or sad you say "aaw crappit".

Crappit by Thilde December 19, 2010

crapping the bed 

Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test

Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test

He sure crapped the bed on that test

So far im crapping the bed on this unit

crapping the bed by crooxtor January 31, 2014

crapps 

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.

- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.

crapps by robocoder-db April 19, 2015