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christ on a cracker 

when you're in a war with your bf and you nearly get shot and you think that you're safe but turns out your bf got shot instead
gun: *shoots*
klaus: christ on a cracker! that was a close one, huh dave? dave?! medic! MEDIC! hey dave look at me. look at me, okay? oh damn it, medic! ok. look at me. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. its ok. please, please..please stay with me, dave. stay with me. no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
cracked rear view by Stan West October 19, 2004

Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.
The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.
Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

cracked a rat 

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
cracked a rat by kimk5 August 7, 2017

Crystal Cracker 

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)
Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.
Crystal Cracker by danamontana December 4, 2019

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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes