cousin 

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

cousin by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

cousin 

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

cousin by sir climer the great November 20, 2018

cousin 

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

cousin by rock November 27, 2004

Cousin 

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

Cousin by It's me 555 October 6, 2017

Cousin 

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

Cousin by Badvibee September 7, 2013

Cousin 

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

Cousin by pleasepleaseplease February 22, 2017

Cousin 

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

Cousin by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010