courage

The ability to have no skills, but do something really stupid anyway. See Moron.

After kayaking just one season, "I think my biggest accomplishment is having one of the worst breaks the surgeon had seen and getting back on the river within two and half months after shattering my arm off a 25 foot waterfall." See kayaker. I have more than just keyboard courage, I'm up for this year's Darwin Awards.

by Mysterio-MrZero December 8, 2006

courage

semen, jizz, cum etc. From the Inachuk Indian belief that drinking a dead warriors seminal fluid will gain his courage.

Taste my courage bitch!

by johnny quickdraw December 9, 2008

Courage

a boyfriend that carries a rough self-made image eg. tattos, lots of language, typically a frequent physical bar fighter that wins everytime, BUT cries and whines in a high pitched squeaky pleading manner. Closet emotional wreck and tends to beg his woman with this whiny behavior, especially not to kick him out for drinking and or drugging too much, or simple request for space. I think it's a play on the cartoon Courage the Cowardly Dog. In these incidences where the term is used, no one saves the day, especially not Courage (the dude)

"Look, Courage(the dude)has no where to go and is on his hands and knees begging her not to kick him out. He's drunk and kicked 3 guy asses at once at the bar. Guess he's not so tough anymore"

by Cat27mouse July 14, 2007

courage

An older term for sexual prowess; the ability to perform sexually. Usually used in the negative.

My husband has lost his courage; he hasn't performed his marital duties for over a year now.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

Courage

The ability to do something, no matter how scary it may seem.

Courage cannot erase our fear. Courage is when we face our fear. ~Davey

by Tachyon221b June 11, 2018

courage

people should have the courage to stand up for their belief

I have to admit her courage in the fashion business

by shrouq April 13, 2021

Courage

There's lots of definitions.

First female pygmy boss commander- I'm going to show you ladies the definition of courage. Young man, climb this tree and extract some honey for me, I need some money.

First pygmy guy salutes her and says yes boss, then climbs the tree and bring her back some honey, then she tells the other female boss commanders that is the definition of courage.

Second female boss commander- I want you to do exactly what he just did, but before you start climbing I want you to do 50 push ups and I want you to do 50 jumping jacks on the top branch before you bring the honeycomb down.

Second pygmy guy does exactly what she says and brings the honeycomb back covered in bee stings, and the other female pygmy boss commanders say that was impressive.

Third female boss commander- I want you to climb the tree to the top, extract the honey, do a backflip from the top branch to a lower branch, then swing from vines down to the bottom and don't take too long.

Third pygmy guy saltues her and says yes boss, brings back the honey and the female boss commanders say that was unbelievable.

Fourth pgymy boss commander- I want you to climb the tree, extract the honey, then jump from branch to branch until you get to the bottom while you bang these cymbals together.

Fourth pygmy guy says No, I'm not doing it and the female boss commander says that is the definition of courage while the others are left speechless.

by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021