Count me out

The phrase "Count me out" is generally used when you do not want to take part in something or do not want to be a part of something.

Count me out girlfriend! I'm not attending your party.

He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.

Count me out by 1T5 Guy. February 24, 2012

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Count Choculitis

Having the disease of Count Chocula. You eat Count Chocula so much that you turn into Count Chocula himself. Made up by Jim Halpert.

(Origin- the Office Us Tv series, episode, Health Care )

Dwight: Count choculitis...

Jim: Sounds tough.

Dwight: Why did you write that down Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?

Count Choculitis by Toby Flenderson is a beast February 27, 2009

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Count Dankula

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

Count Dankula by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

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count dorkula

When some one says something so stupid they have sucked the life out of the conversation.

John: I am so pumped for the Bears/Packers game tonight.

Tim: Yeah, I think Bret Farve is going to torch the Bears.

John: Bret Farve plays for the Vikings, Count Dorkula

(Conversation is during the current calendar year)

count dorkula by Cool Hand Jew October 21, 2010

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Count Fagula

A man that only comes out at night and instead of sucking blood out of necks like Count Dracula he sucks jizz out of dicks like Ricky Martin.

Man what happened to Mikey I haven't seen him in weeks? Oh He got bit by a fag bat he's a Count Fagula now.

Count Fagula by Johnny Motherfuckin P June 4, 2010

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count bleck

An evil guy from Super Paper Mario who wants to destroy the world because he lost his girlfriend and talks like Bob Dole.

"Your princess has been taken...by Count Bleck! The chosen executor of the Dark Prognosticus...is also Count Bleck! Says Count Bleck!" - Count Bleck

count bleck by tippi August 3, 2007

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Count Popula

the pope's cousin, Count Popula, a magical monster with pencils for arms

Did you see Count Popula on "Home Movies" last night?

Count Popula by Silex October 25, 2006

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