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Consuming The Media
A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".
Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"
Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"
Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"
Consuming The Media by BarryBigBollocks92 October 2, 2018
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Consuming Fuck
when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina.
Woman: Yeah fuck me
Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck
Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me
Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck
Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me
Consuming Fuck by the guy who fucks dogs March 13, 2010
confuming
the art of being confused and fuming at the same time, but not being able to work out if your confused for being fuming at something, or fuming for finding yourself confused with a situation
I was confuming that I didn't get an invite - we've been best friends for years.
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group
confuming by fuckadoodledo March 25, 2019
Consulting Detective
Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI
The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.
Consulting Detective by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021