Cockeyes 

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

Cockeyes by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

cock eyed rice slapper 

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

cock eyed rice slapper by seaner terdil October 23, 2009

Cock Eyed 

A person who cant see straight.

That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.

Cock Eyed by Matoman February 19, 2017

cock eyed bitch 

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

cock eyed bitch by phil March 9, 2004

cockered 

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

cockered by The cocker February 28, 2014

cockeye

The cockeye is the hole at the tip of the penis. The slit like shape of it has spawned the name 'japseye', due to its similarity the the ocular region of Japanese people.

i piss out of my cockeye

you're such a fucking cockeye

cockeye by Jofra May 23, 2004

Cock Eyed Bumble 

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

Cock Eyed Bumble by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011