deck chairs 

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

deck chairs by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Chaired 

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

Chaired by VandyBoys August 20, 2019

Musical Chairs 

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.

As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"

Musical Chairs by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014

Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013

chairsatan

Federal bank chairman Ben Bernanke

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan

chairsatan by politikalyogi July 13, 2011

clairese

Clairese desires to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. She is giving, courageous and bold, action oriented, energetic and strong willed. Clairese is a wild woman when she indulges in safeway brand citron vodka. (Four times distilled). She is cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. She tends to center herself around people who are excellent at nerf gun hostile takeovers. Watch out for her pikachu mating call. Through it all, she cares for her friends and family with every ounce of her little body.

"Hey, wanna Clairese?"
"Of course! Theres no other way to ride llamas through the snow!"

clairese by Clairese November 24, 2013

Jean Charest 

Canadian/Quebec politician best known as long-time Liberal Party Premier of the Canadian province of Quebec. Was also a Mulroney lacky for many years in Ottawa and then leader of the ailing Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. On-and-off best bud of Stephen Harper.

-Have you heard how unpopular Jean Charest is in the most recent CROP poll?
-No.
-He is currently polling in the negatives.

Jean Charest by lostincanuckistan July 27, 2011