Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend 

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend by Cafeteria October 24, 2008

Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.

"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"

Cafeteria Man by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009

Cafeteria Corpse 

When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus

Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.

Cafeteria Corpse by SoutaCat October 23, 2020

cafeteria catholic 

A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.

Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.

cafeteria catholic by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006

Cafeteria Catholic 

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.

Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.

Cafeteria Catholic by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009

Cafeteria Religion 

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

Cafeteria Religion by motel November 11, 2013

cafeteria cookies 

When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.

Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.

cafeteria cookies by BullyStick September 25, 2019